May 2013
angel-in-paradise:
When it comes to giving relationship advice, I’m like an mature old lady with hundred years of experiences. But when it comes to mine, I’m like a 10 years old girl who haven’t had it all figured out.
vaspim:
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
doll-ballet:
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
catchlou:
for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you
i-was-spinning-free:
firelordwael:
mollywhoaftw:
crowleys-angel:
crayolaxmonster:
tayvengeance:
4rcticmonkey:
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Oh God
oh
arnazingphil:
imdonebye:
hop-onmytardis:
imdonebye:
i’m skyping with a cute boy help
ACT NATURAL
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
that was
super natural
karkaties:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
